Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hellhappened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as strayeyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with yourgirlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do! A woman must do what hecan't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thoughthalf as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your bodystarts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack meat once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horriblewarning.
-Catherine-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two yearsbefore they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called MEslow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm notdumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invadeanother country..
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anythingdone, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and acareer.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep hishouse..
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
